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I WILL NEVER TIRE OF THIS FUCKING PHOTOSET
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reincarnatedkoifish: sodamnrelatable: “…Do you know how many fucks I give?” me and my mom
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
nightingjays: pandy-snowfalling: thatironstring: And then I realized, OH MY GOD, THEY ARE PANTOMIMING THEIR INDIVIDUAL EVENTS. SAILING (ROWING A BOAT?!) edit: NO WAIT, THE BOYS ARE THE WIND IN HER SAILS. MARATHON JUDO HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE BRILLIANT SAKJHLJKFSHSF LOOOOVE. RESPECT, YOU HAVE EARNED ARGENTINA RESPECT *Bows and then claps* INDEPENDENT ATHLETES OF COOLER THAN U
buddhabob: quinnf4brays: lucyforpromqueen: quinnf4brays: there are animals called dikdiks pronounced.. dick-dicks? no pronounced xylophone Oo …how…wut…uhm…
kittymunch: willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air I am all for freedom and shit but…11 and bisexual is just…odd. Granted I knew my sexuality very early on but…DAMN.
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